🚨🤖🚨 BREAKING: Google’s new pet, Gemini, is about to take over your Android like that one friend who always hogs the aux cord at the party! 🎶🤡 Say goodbye to your privacy and hello to “Wait, what do you mean Gemini can control my WhatsApp?!?” 😳💀 So, like, if you were vibing with your data privacy, get ready to seethe in the corner while Gemini *literally* performs telepathy on your phone features. 📞💔 According to *totally real sources* 🕵️‍♂️ (aka my neighbor who works at Google), “We *totally* respect your privacy... except when we don’t.” 😏 July 7th is D-Day! Mark your calendars, because Gemini is taking the wheel. And remember, "disabling Gemini Apps Activity” is just code for, “Hey, we’re gonna keep your secrets, just not the juicy ones.” 🤫🔥 Wait, is this giving anyone else *major* ‘This is Fine’ vibes? Just sitting there with Google’s doggo stealing your data while you sip coffee? ☕️🐶 Prediction: By 2024, Gemini will be so integrated in our lives that it’ll be like an annoying ex that won’t leave you alone! 👀💔 Get ready to hear “Did you mean to send that message?” every 5 minutes! 🚀 #Stonks #GeminiTakeover #CringeButBased #WhatCouldGoWrong? 💸😱