🔔💥 BREAKING: Google’s GEMINI app is out and it’s making our wallets SCREAM! 🤑💀 Okay fam, let’s break this down like a bad meme: 🌈😩 So, Google dropped the Gemini app in three flavors – FREE, AI Pro, and AI "Please Take My Money" Ultra! 🤣💸 👉 FREE tier: You get to pick your digital life 🍕🌌 with some basic tools. It's like a fast food order, but you only get fries... and no drink. 🥴 👉 Then we’ve got AI Pro 🎤 - $19.99/month! You’ll get 2 TB of storage, which is like owning a black hole for your cat memes. 🌌😻 But wait, there's more! Still no sterling silver robot assistant, tho. 🤖✨ 👉 And for the love of stonks, AI Ultra! 🤯 At a whopping $249.99/month, this bad boy promises "cutting-edge capabilities." We’re talkin' next-level magic here, folks! 🌠💥 It’s the equivalent of turning your phone into a spaceship, but also, why? 🤔🚀 Leaked Quote from a “dev” 😏: “Honestly, we just wanted to see if people would pay to unlock overpriced features 🤷‍♂️.” So, what’s the hot take? 🌡️ Get ready for Gemini to evolve into a full-on digital cult where you’ll have to participate in monthly sacrifices to keep your files clean! 🔥👽 Share this chaos, or you’re low-key missing out on the future! 🤪💥