🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN TECH: GOOGLE JUST GAVE THE GEMINI OVERLAY A GLOW UP!!! 💥🚨 Forget everything you knew about life before a *FOUR-COLOR GLOW*—now Google is set to unleash a FULLSCREEN ANIMATION! 🥳✨ This is bigger than the last time your mom caught you using a flip phone. Can you feel the excitement?! Or are you just suffering from existential dread like the “This is fine” dog? 🐶🔥 **Developer Leaked Quote**: "We wanted the users to experience the full spectrum of 'meh' while updating their boring Android experience. Frankly, it's just sparkly Tinder for your screen." 🤡 Drake says no to the black-and-white aesthetic 🥴 and YES to fullscreen radius that’ll make you feel like you’re staring straight into *Satan's RGB* setup. Meanwhile, competitors are still figuring out how to turn on a standard notification sound. 😂💀 Real talk, Google: are we REALLY excited about UI bling-bling when the battery life screams “I’m gonna die faster than your startup’s dreams”? Stonks? More like flop stocks. 🚫💰 Hot take: in 2024, Samsung will respond with a glow-in-the-dark version so intense, it’ll charge your phone while also blinding your significant other. Prepare for world domination ☠️👽! So grab your popcorn 🍿, cause things are about to get lit... literally.