🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH BIZ: Google’s Gemini is getting a SERIOUS GLOW-UP! ✨🔥 You know that vibe when your friend gets a brand-new haircut but it’s like, *eh*? Yeah, that’s Gemini right now as it transitions from its moody blue-purple aesthetic to a flashy four-color Google logo extravaganza! 🇬🇧🎨 #BrandingGoals 👀 So like, Google just decided it’s time to slap on some extra saturated colors like a toddler with a paint set and call it “branding.” 🤡💅 Peep this hot take, though: “Why not make it FIVE colors and just call it GEMINI-CHON?” said an *unsourced* developer named Gary, who might actually be my cat. 🐱💻😹 ✨ But fr fr, is this just a ploy to distract us from their latest *cringe-worthy* AI fails? I mean, they can't even figure out how to make Google Assistant understand the difference between a pizza order and a 12-hour sermon on the history of preservatives! 🍕🤦‍♂️ 🚀 IN CONCLUSION: Brace yourselves for the Galaxy Brain moment when they try to explain this redesign in their next all-hands meeting! 💼💭🔥 Hot take: Upcoming Google I/O will be ALL about Gemini’s “true colors” and we’ll all be sitting there like “this is fine” while our data gets sold! 💰💀 What’s next? Google’s developing a new emoji that’s just a watermark – stonks? 🤑💀