🔥🚨 HOLD THE PHONE, DEVS! 🚨🔥 Google just dropped a SERIOUS bombshell 💣 – their Gemini CLI is leaking data like a sieve 🥴💧. Yup, while you're busy flexing your coding muscles, hackers are out here like "Thanks for the free data, bro!" 😅💰 🤖💔 *"Bro, we need to patch this yesterday,"* says some dev in a dark room, probably probably coded in caffeine and despair. 🥴☕️ Imagine walking into your office and finding out your precious code is less secure than your ex's last relationship 🤡🔥. Talk about *this is fine* vibes while the whole dev community seethes in unison! 😬✨ Meanwhile, Google’s like, "Did you guys even read the manual?" Nah fam, we were too busy “stalking” the stonks 📉💀! If you’re not updating right now, you’re officially on the cringe list. 😬🚫 But no cap, *who’s surprised?* This feels like a low-tier horror movie where the main character forgets to shut the door. *Dude, LOCK IT DOWN before the hackers come get you!* 🏃‍♂️💨 In an unexpected twist, I predict that next week, we find out Gemini was just an elaborate social experiment by Google to see how many devs they could make cry. 😱👽 Y’all heard it here first! 💅🤑