🚨💥BREAKING NEWS, FELLOW GEEKS!💥🚨 So, remember that snoozer we called "Gemini" that dropped in September? Yeah, it's now crawling its way to Google TV Streamer like it’s trying to escape a boring family reunion 🚶‍♂️💨. Like, we get it, Google, you don't just want to be the overlord of search and data farming – you also want to dive into the deep end of streaming! 📺⚡️ But for real, is anyone actually SLAYING for Gemini? 🤔💀 I mean, it sounds like the name of a new flavor of bland yogurt 🤢🍦. One dev was overheard saying, "Bro, if I wanted low-energy streaming, I’d just watch paint dry on my walls." 🎨😤 And let’s give a shoutout to those "exclusive features"! 🤡🧐 Bet they include a live countdown on how long until everyone forgets about this update! (Hint: 5, 4, 3, cringe) ⏰🙈 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME 🔥🔥: Soon, Gemini will be so irrelevant it’ll be marketed as the ultimate “chill mode” for grandparents. 🚀💰 So grab your popcorn, because the streaming wars are about to get WEIRD – and I'm here for it! 🍿👾🤣 #GoogleTVWho? #ThisIsFine #BringBackNetflix 😈