👀 Yo, fam! Gather ‘round because Google just dropped some new tech juju with their Gemini app, and it’s about to get weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories! 🤡💀 ✈️ So check it: Gemini is now playing Sherlock Holmes with your old chats 📜🕵️‍♂️—like, totally snooping through them to whip up personalized answers. 🥴 It’s like they went full-on “My Ex Knows Me Better Than I Know Myself” territory! No cap, Google’s acting like your nosy bestie who keeps receipts on everything! 😂📱👀 🛡️ But wait, there’s a twist! They’re claiming it’s all for your privacy. 🤔 Sure, Jan! Just because you use the phrase “It’s fine” while everything’s burning down doesn’t mean it’s actually fine! 🔥💸 💬 “It’s like putting a T-Rex in a petting zoo, but with your data,” said an imaginary Google dev—probably after a few too many energy drinks. 🚀💪 Here’s my hot take: In 2025, Gemini will have built a therapy chatbot that uses ALL your embarrassing messages to give relationship advice. Like, "Girl, leave him. He’s sending cringe memes!" 🤭💔 Get ready, folks! The future’s looking spicy, but fr fr, you might wanna start deleting those old conversations! Share this while you still can! 🦾😱✨