🚨🤖 ALERT: Are you ready to get GEMINIZED?! 💸💥 So, Google just dropped the *Gemini app* like it's hot, and it’s got THREE tiers, fam! 🥳 Free stuff? Bet. Paid stuff? Double bet. But here’s the tea ☕️: **Gemini Free Plan**: You get a taste 🤤, like a sample platter at Costco. Sure, you can browse, but don’t expect to hit that loading speed like your ex’s “read” receipts. 🚫💔 **Gemini AI Pro ($19.99/month)**: Ohhh, you fancy now! 💅 2 TB of storage?! That’s enough space to stash every meme you’ve ever saved since 2012! Stonks 💰! But I mean, are your memes really the crown jewels of storage? 🤷‍♂️ **Gemini AI Ultra ($249.99/month)**: Bruh, at this point you just unlocked the *Kraken* 🐉. Cutting-edge capabilities? More like cut-your-wallet-in-half capabilities! ✂️🤑🌊 But Duncan from Development says, "It’s not overpriced, it’s exclusive!" 🧐💀 In the words of Drake: “I’m only human, don’t judge me.” 💅 (Yes, this is based.) 😌🔥 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, Google will just start charging for the air you breathe while using Gemini. "Breathe premium" could be a thing... you heard it here first!!! 💨💸💥 Share this chaos or cop that cringe! 🤡🍿