🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: GEMINI APP GONNA LET YOU YELL AT YOUR NEST SPEAKERS! 💥🚨 Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because Google's Gemini app is about to turn your smart home into a glorified PA system! 🎤📢 That's right, you can now send your hot takes straight to your Nest speakers and make them announce your existential dread to everyone in earshot. "Hey Google, tell my roommates that I’m still deciding which frozen pizza to buy." 🤡💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We figured if people are already talking to their appliances, why not let them do it while arguing about who ate the last slice of pizza?” 😂🍕💔 Let’s be real, though, this is like the digital equivalent of yelling across the room instead of just walking over. *Drake Pointing* 🥴 But hey, Google's just out here trying to build a future where you can roast your friends without leaving your couch. Based AF! 💰 So, get your pitchforks ready, because *Live on the Scene*: Your cat might just start judging you while you broadcast your deepest secrets! 😹🌌 **Hot Take Alert**: In 3 years, we’ll be broadcasting our therapy sessions to our AI assistants. 👽📅 This is FINE. 🔥🔥🔥 Share this with your friends or else your Nest will tell you to get a life! 😂💸