🚨📰 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Gemini app just unleashed its "Gemini 3 Pro" 🔥 and it’s about to become your digital BFF (that you didn’t ask for)!! 😂💀💻 "Gemini Agent" is here to play, and by play, I mean it’s probably gonna know where you are *at all times* 🙈🤖. Who needs privacy?! It’s basically Aunt Karen with a side of AI - always watching, ALWAYS judging. 📸👀 Leaked developer quote: "We figured what people really need is an app that does their thinking for them. Also, we ran out of ideas." 🤡💬 The badges of cringe are in full effect here – stonks 👁️🚀 for the app, but it's also giving me *this is fine* vibes when it updates on its own... at 3 AM… while you’re in the middle of a LIFE CRISIS 🔥☠️. But don’t trip, fam! Just slap a pic of a cute animal on it, and it’ll do selfies! 📷✨ Based Gemini reducing human interaction one awkward zoom call at a time! DRRRAKE pointing right at that “Gemini Agent” like, “Nah, bruh, I’m good.” 🙅‍♂️ Unhinged hot take? By 2025, Gemini will take your fridge hostage and negotiate with your food preferences. “You can have pizza… or you can have quinoa.” Choose wisely. 🍕🥲