🚨💥 BREAKING: Google’s Gemini 3 is the AI equivalent of that one dude who shows up to the party and immediately starts discussing quantum physics while everyone else is just trying to binge-watch Netflix! 🥴🤖💻 This bad boy is flexing some SERIOUS skills—like a tech bro in a LinkedIn meme! 💪📈 It’s not just giving “I’ve read the terms and conditions” vibes; it’s channeling straight-up “I’ve completed 7 self-help books this week” energy! 🤯👀 But wait, Ethan Mollick is out here claiming Gemini 3 has upgraded from “hallucinations” 🧐 to “human-like errors?” Like bro, how is that NOT a red flag? 🚩💀 *Imaginary Developer Quote:* “Honestly, our engineers are just tired of AI saying ‘404 Not Found’ when asked about their feelings. So, we told Gemini to just say ‘I’m fine’ like a true millennial.” 😂🔥 Gemini 3 might be the AI equivalent of “This is fine.” But y’all know what? 🤷‍♂️ The future is here, and *I’m* betting every NFT I own that one day we’ll be arguing with AI like it’s our ex— “No, Gemini, YOU are the problem!” 🤬 Hot take? In 5 years, Gemini will be running for president… and we’ll all be like, “Can it code my taxes?” 📅💰💥🐸