🚨💥 HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS, FOLKS! GOOGLE JUST UNLEASHED GEMINI 3 AND IT'S *ALLEGEDLY* SMARTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE COLLEGE STUDENT! 😂🤖💰 That's right, brace yourselves for an AI that can reason, generate video, AND write code! It's basically the Swiss Army knife of the digital age, but like... if Swiss Army knives had a TikTok following. 😱💀 Rumor has it, while flipping through their PowerPoint on Gemini 3, a Google dev was like: “We’re hoping to justify our existence while riding this AI bubble. 🙃💸🔥” You KNOW they heard that sweet sound of cash registers ringing—just imagine your search results showing up in 4D! Just kidding! But no cap, they’re about to serve up the "smarter" search results we never asked for, and I’d still rather have a sandwich instead, fr fr. Meanwhile, let’s be real: It's time to *cope* with the fact that Google is just setting us up for an eternal scroll through a never-ending rabbit hole of cat memes and conspiracy theories. 🐈🌀💻😵 And here's the crazy part: 🚀 In 10 years, we’re ALL gonna be using Gemini 3 to ask for relationship advice. "Hey, Gemini, how do I deal with my ex?" It’ll respond, "You mean your previous data set?" Hot take: The real AIs will be the friends we lost along the way! 🤡🔥💔 Stonks? More like *SUNK*. 🤯💔 Share this with your squad!