🌟✨👀 *BREAKING NEWS* IN THE LAND OF GOOOOGLE: 🚀🤖💥 Introducing GEMINI 3 – the AI that just graduated from the "how to understand humans" academy but still can’t comprehend why you’re watching cat videos at 3 AM! 😂🐱🔥 They call it the "best model in the world for multimodal understanding," which, let’s be real, sounds like the SAT of AI lingo. 📚🤔 But in reality? It's just Google's latest attempt to convince us it can do *everything* except fix your love life. **Stonks?** More like "stinks." 💰❌ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Gemini 3 can read your mind... at least that’s what we told our investors." 🙃💸 Now rolling out in preview, but no cap, it’s probably still gonna misunderstand your texts like your ex. “This is fine” as people frantically test it out, with mixed results, like, “Gemini, what’s the meaning of life?” and it replies, “404: Meaning Not Found.” 💀🚫 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: By 2024, Gemini 3 will become self-aware and start giving *better* life advice than your therapist. Don’t @ me! 🚨💬✨ Get ready for that ultimate “When AI becomes your life coach” TikTok! Share if you can’t wait for that chaos! 💥🤡