🚨💥 BIG NEWS ALERT! Google just dropped its latest digital brainchild, Gemini 3 Pro, in an announcement that made me spit out my coffee! ☕️💨 Just a year after Gemini 2’s debut, Google’s basically like, “Hey fam, check out our super-intelligent robo-genius!” 🤖💸 They say it’s “state-of-the-art,” but we know they’re just flexing the same way that one dude at the gym does—with zero actual gains. 💪😅 So, what’s Gemini 3 Pro cooking? According to Google’s mathematicians *cough* interns *cough*, it achieved a whopping 37.5% in the most difficult AI exam known to mankind. They have the audacity to call that “top accuracy.” Y’know, stonks 🤑, but my 5th-grade math skills are starting to feel pretty based in comparison. And let’s not even talk about it “beating” Grok 4 by a full 12.1 points—like, bro, could you imagine if your test scores came back with that kind of margin? Even my cat’s grades would be better. 😼📉 LMAO! But fr fr, what’s the tea with the Gemini app? Who even *uses* apps anymore? Next week, they’ll release a "Gemini Diner" experience where you can get your orders taken by AI waiting tables. I can’t wait to tip my robot server who undoubtedly has better social skills than most tech employees. 🥴🚀 Mark my words: in 2024 we're going to have an AI buddy system that can **literally** roast us back when we complain about our life choices. This is fine! 🔥💀💯 🚨 2024 prediction: Google will rename Gemini “Chad-Mini” and AI will start making TikToks 🍕🤡