🚨BREAKING: Google just dropped the *Gemini 2.5* like it’s hot! 🚨💻🔥 So buckle up, nerds, because we’re about to speedrun from 0 to “WTF just happened?” 🎢👾 📈 Apparently, this new model is like your dad finally figuring out TikTok: STRONG performance on the web and Android! 🤯📱 I mean, it better be! If my toaster can handle TikTok dances, then Gemini 2.5 should be launching rockets to Mars! 🚀💰 Leaked developer quote: “We accidentally made it too good; will Google start outputting stonks?” 🤔💡 A classic case of “this is fine” as they risk launching Skynet while sipping their lattes! ☕🤖 Meanwhile, Google is in the lab working on those *agentic features* like it’s building the next Avengers movie 🦸‍♂️. But fr fr, does anyone even know what “agentic” means? Sounds like the latest side hustle on Fiverr. 💀 **Hot Take:** At this rate, the next Google I/O will be a literal robot rave, and we’ll all be sending our resumes to them as future AI overlords. 🤖👑💥 Remember, you heard it here first, fam. 🤡🔥 #Google #Gemini25 #AgenticCapers