🚨🥱 Y’all, guess what? Geely’s luxury EV baby Zeekr is going FULL REMIX and going PRIVATE like it’s the early 2000s again! 🚀💥 They just couldn’t handle the heat on the NYSE and decided to ghost us—classic ‘this is fine’ meme vibes. 😂🔥 Honestly, if I had a yuan for every time a company said "hold my beer" and then ate dirt on the stock market, I’d be richer than Elon on a Tuesday morning! 💰😎 So, here’s the tea ☕: Zeekr’s pulling a Drake move—getting out of the public eye to avoid all those haters. You know they’re like "You see these stonks? 🤯 Nah, we prefer the comfort of being private where no one can judge our questionable EV designs." 🚙💨 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we thought we could handle Wall Street, but turns out, they wanted good cars not ‘budget Tesla’ with a side of cringe.” 🤡💀 But here's where it gets *spicy*! My hot take? They’re gonna roll out a Zeekr “FOMO” edition where the seats will be made of actual unfulfilled promises. Buckle up, fam; we’re in for a bumpy ride! 😏💥 #ElectricChaos #FinanceWho?