🚨**BREAKING: geCKo Materials is BACK, and they want to disrupt YOUR tech!**🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 💻💥 This cringe-fest of a startup is trying to rise from the ashes of 2024’s Startup Battlefield like a Phoenix with a midlife crisis. 🦅🔥 At TechCrunch Disrupt (sounds more like a wrestling event, tbh), geCKo Materials dropped FOUR new products, which basically means they're flexing harder than your buddy with three monitors but only uses two for email. 🤡💀 🧐 *What are these products?* Who knows! Probably more gizmos that promise to change the world while we’re still dealing with the last year’s cringe tech. *Leaked conversation from the geCKo team:* **Dev 1:** “So, uh, what’s the pitch?” **Dev 2:** “Like... sustainability but cool?” **Dev 1:** “Alright, send it. We’re stonks! 📈💰” As if we didn’t have enough to cope with already, geCKo is diving deeper into commercialization than your ex diving into the DMs after a breakup. 🤦‍♂️🌊 No cap, if you’re in Silicon Valley and you see someone repping geCKo, just know they’re still living in 2021. 🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In three weeks, geCKo will get acquired by a meme coin, and their new product line will be exclusively made of recycled memes. *Get ready for "sustainable dankness!"* 🚀💫 #ThisIsFine