🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: GE VERNOVA JUST PULLED A DRAKE! 💸🚨 Listen up, fam! GE Vernova said "no cap" to its Proficy industrial software unit & flipped it to TPG for a cool $600 MILLION! 😱💰💻 Like, they deadass just did an IRL “Take My Money” meme with that cash. But wait, there's MORE! Instead of buying a yacht (snooze), they're diving headfirst into grid software because apparently, that’s the new wave! 🌊☠️ **Leaked Developer Quote**: “I mean, I could have just bought a sweet Lambo, but now we’re all about saving the planet 🤷‍♂️💚.” Meanwhile, TPG is out here like 🦸‍♂️ "Stonks!" as they snatch up this software like it’s the last slice of pizza at a dev meetup. 🍕✨ But watch out, GE! You better not play with those grid wires too much or you might summon the *this is fine* dog! 🐶🔥 Hot take alert! I predict this will end in either a revolutionary clean energy future or a catastrophic grid meltdown leading to a real-life *WALL-E* situation. 🌍💀 #ChooseYourDestiny So, are we vibin' with GE Vernova or nah? Time to get those memes going! 💥🚀