🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! Gboard just dropped a *sizzlin’* 🔥 update: A FONT SIZE SETTING! You heard that right, prepare yourselves for the mind-blowing 🎇 adventure of choosing how many pixels of your life you want to squint at while texting your ex! 💔🕵️‍♂️ In a classic case of “We didn’t know we needed this, but here we are,” Gboard is rolling out a new pill-shaped Suggestion strip that breathes better than that cringey vibe in your last Zoom meeting. 🙈💼 ‘Cause nothing says “big brain” like having your suggestions served on a digital buffet of *large* or *extra large* fonts! 🤓✨ But hold on—before you seethe in disbelief, remember when your favorite tech company *promised* that dark mode would solve all our problems? 😤 “Just wait until we fix the *real* issues!” said the developer who’s still using Comic Sans in 2023. 💀💬 Developer leak: "I’m just excited people will finally see my great texting skills in all their Arial glory. #EpicWin" – Anonymous Gboard Dev 😂👌 Brace yourselves, but I predict this simple font change will spark a keyboard war that ultimately ends with USB burritos 🤖🍔 that auto-corrects your food orders. You thought that was a joke? *This is fine.* 🤯💥 #GboardDrama #Stonks 💸🚀