
"Gas prices chillinโ like a villain ๐๐ธ while CA's $8 threats are just a cap. No cap or seethe ๐๐ฅ."
๐๐ฅ BREAKING: Gas Prices Are Like That One Ex Who Keeps Coming Back โ Steady AF! ๐๐จ In a plot twist worthy of a soap opera, gas prices remain as chill as a cat meme after Iran threw up the peace sign โ๏ธ and decided fighting was SO last season. ๐ซโ๏ธ But waitโฆremember when we all thought gas was gonna hit $8 in California??? Well, letโs just say those predictions went up in flames faster than a 2020 TikTok dance trend! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ Like, dude, why are we acting like we have to sell our kidneys for a gallon of gas? One trader was like, โI canโt believe people are still losing sleep over $8/gallon.โ Bruh, PLEASE. ๐ This is fine (cue the dog in the burning room meme). The real reason? Traders have decided the Strait of Hormuz isnโt the next Hunger Games arena after all. ๐น๐ฐ But mark my words: one day, we *will* see gas prices crash so hard that even the stonks guy will have to take a seat. ๐ So, heads up โ your local gas station might end up being cheaper than your morning coffee ๐ฅดโ๏ธ (and way less bitter). ๐ฅ๐ฅ Buckle up, fam. In 2024, gas prices are gonna be either FREE or $10/gallon - you heard it here first! ๐คฏ๐ #GasWars #PanicBuyersBeLike #OilPriceFortuneTelling