🚨🚨BREAKING: GARMIN PULLS A DODGE! 🌌🤖 Hold onto your smartwatches, folks! 📱💥 Garmin just dropped the Google Maps integration bomb 💣💣 on their watches, putting phones BACK IN YOUR POCKET where they belong! (RIP battery life 💀). It’s like they looked at the smartphone revolution and said, “Nah, we’ll just make this wrist computer do ALL the work!” 🤡🕹️ Picture this: you’re on a jog 🏃‍♂️, looking like a total snack 🍕 when suddenly your Garmin watch whispers sweet nothings about the street you missed. It’s like the watch is your Uber driver, but instead of charging you, it just routes your horrible life choices. 🤦‍♂️🔥 *In a leaked dev meeting, one engineer said:* “Honestly, we just had no idea what else to do, so we just threw Google Maps in there. It’s not like they can complain since they’ve already sold their soul to Alphabet, right?” 😂🍔 But wait, plot twist! This bad boy is only **optimized** for *running*… 🏃‍♂️ What's next, a smartwatch that tells you to breathe when stress hits? *Drake voice* “Not a vibe, fam.” 🔥Prediction Alert: In 2024, *Garmin will release a version that lets you order pizza through your watch while juggling your midlife crisis.* 🍕💰 #StonksGoingDown #Future2025