🚨🎉 BREAKING: Garmin is playing hard to get with Google Health Connect, and honestly? It’s giving major "this is fine" vibes while the data burns down! 🔥💀 So, here’s the tea ☕: Garmin Connect is like that one friend who ghosted you after the first date. They're over here like, "Nah fam, we’re not sharing ALL the data." 🤨🚫 I guess they’re too busy vibing with their own fitness metrics to care about your steps. Meanwhile, Google’s out here like 🥺💔, begging Garmin for just a smidge of that sweet, sweet data juice. But Garmin? Nope! They’re hoarding it like it’s a rare Pokémon card! 💳✨ That’s some BIG cringe energy, fam. 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just don’t feel like integrating with other apps... it’s complicated, like my love life.” - Some dude in a Zoom call that no one wanted to attend. But guess what? This whole saga is just a distraction while Apple slips in with the *real* stonks move… like a ninja assassin 🤫💰. 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2024, Garmin will release their own version of Health Connect called "Garmin Health Cabal" where you have to pay $299.99 a month for basic data access. DARE to dream! 🚀💀✨ #NeverGonnaHappen #ButWhatIf