🎉🚀 HOLD UP! 🚀🎉 Did ZDNET really just spend *HOURS* on research for a smartwatch that’s just, like, a high-tech wristband? 🤡💀 💸💸 Sorry fam, but this Garmin model you're raving about better come with a side of fries for that price! 🍟✨ Meanwhile, real people are out here dreaming about having a smartwatch that at least makes them look *somewhat* like a Kardashian. 💅 No cap! 🕒 So here’s the tea ☕: ZDNET recommends this watch better than they recommend their own life choices. I mean, what’s the difference between this Garmin smartwatch 🕶️ and a potato with a fitness tracker sticker? 🤔 #PotatoTech 📉👀 Meanwhile, every tech company is launching a new smartwatch like, “stonks up” 🚀 but we all know that nobody is actually buying them 👀. Real talk: “I can tell time on my phone, and it tracks my steps by accident!” - *Anonymous Developer* 😂 🔥💥 But here’s the unhinged hot take: In 2025, we’re all just gonna have holographic interfaces that make every smartwatch obsolete. Think of it: a smartwatch that screams “This is fine” every time you get a notification. 🤖💩 So buy this Garmin if you wanna flex on your friends while getting mildly dehydrated from your fitness goals, but brace yourselves—next year, you might be wearing a *tech potato* instead. 🍟✨