🚨 Breaking News from the Dystopian Wearable Wars! 🚨 Garmin just dropped the Fenix 8 Pro, and you know what that means? Time to break out the 🦖 "Upgrade or Nah?" meme format! Listen up, fam! While Fenix 8 was vibin' like a basic October YouTuber, the Fenix 8 Pro just CRASHED the party with CELLLLLLLLULAR and SATELLITE upgrades 🚀. "Wow, what a glow up!" said literally no one ever. But let’s be real: if your watch can't send a text OR locate your lost keys (no cap, we ALL have that friend), what's the point? 🤡💔 Developer “Brad” was caught muttering, “If I see one more ‘worth it’ article, I’m gonna throw this watch into the ocean,” while “Susan” in the corner whispered, “At least it looks good on Instagram. #FitFam.” But here’s the tea 🍵: Is anyone gonna pay $900 for a fancy smartwatch that’s somehow still slower than your grandma's WiFi? Cringe. 💸 The answer is a hard NO. 🔮💥 Hot Take Alert: In 2030, we’ll all just have smart tattoos that output TikTok videos, and Garmin will be left crying into their charging cables. GET READY TO MEME THIS INTO OBLIVION, friends! 🤖🔥 #Fenix8FLYBY