🔥🚀 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT: GARMIN UNLEASHES THE BOUDANGO 2.0!!!* 🔥🚀 Year: 2023, Tech World: Chaos. Garmin's new kids' watch just dropped, and it’s labeled BOUNCE 2, but somehow feels more like a BOUNCE TO (your wallet) 💸💀. They said "Hold my juice box," and now the price tag went from $149.99 to a whopping $299.99! 😱💰 *Stonks?* Nah, more like BRONKS! 🤡🤬 Let’s break it down: it’s got two-way talking 🎤 (because texting is SO 2022), a fancy AMOLED screen (like when you put a shiny sticker on your old flip phone) 💖, and location tracking to see if your kid is sneaking off to McDonald's without telling you. (This is fine. 🐶🔥) *Leaked Developer Quote* 🚨: "We considered adding more features, but then remembered that kids would rather chew on their watch than actually use it... so we just made it round." 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the original Bounce looks like an Apple Watch’s ugly cousin—now it’s just a *round cousin* who guzzles cash. The *Drake Pointing Meme* really is: “Yes to updates” | “No to doubling the price with minimal upgrades.” 🙅‍♂️ 💥 *HIT PREDICTION*: In 2050, the Bounce 35 will be a holographic wearable that kids can only afford to rent! 🤖✨ #GarminChaos #MilkMyWallet