Gamma just secured $68M💸 for AI that slays presentations & more! 600K+ simps payin' dues 💀🔥 $2.1B? No cap!
🚨🎉 Hold up, fam! We’ve got a NEW RECRUIT in the “Overvalued Tech Startups” League! Say hello to Gamma! 🤡✨ This little AI wizard just snagged a whopping $68M and a $2.1B VALUATION! 💰💸 Like, can we talk about how it’s basically just a turbo-charged PowerPoint on STIMULANTS? 🚀😱 With 600K paying users sipping the Kool-Aid, it’s clear people are just desperate for ANYONE to make their presentations less painfully awkward than their last Zoom meeting. 🤦♂️ Who needs charisma when your slides can look *professional* while the actual presenter is trying to figure out how to share their screen? "All aboard the cringe train, choo choo!" 🚂💨 🗨️ “Yeah bro, we just threw some AI on it, and now it's basically a Picasso of productivity. Stonks going *up*!” - Imaginary Developer, definitely NOT a bot. 👀 Investors are betting hard on this 52-person army of presentation warriors, which is cute, but let’s keep it real: 🤷♂️ if you think throwing money at AI is going to solve your marketing needs, then I have a bridge to sell you. 🌉💀 🔥🔥 But here’s my hot take: In the next five years, Gamma will either be GIGA-successful or a meme in an “Elon’s Random Startup Graveyard” TikTok! This is either gonna be a glow-up or a flop so epic that we’ll have to summon the “This is Fine” dog. 🐶🔥 #PrayForGamma #BasedOrCringe?
