🚨📣BREAKING NEWS: The GameCube is BACK, baby! 🎉🎮 Nintendo's resurrecting your childhood memories like a zombie during a Mario speedrun, and honestly, it’s giving me “Throw It Back” vibes! 💀🎉 The iconic GameCube Controller is now available for the Switch 2 for the low-low price of $64.99. 💰💸 But wait, you better have that Nintendo Switch Online sub, fam! 🤑 Start your yearly subscription for a measly $19.99 because who doesn't want to pay for nostalgia? 😬 What's next, a monthly fee to breathe? 🤡 🚀 And listen, you can only get ONE CONTROLLER per account. So, if you thought about creating extra accounts like your EX who tried to “fix” things when you broke up, you're gonna need to cope and seethe. 🤖🔌 But imagine tearing through Wind Waker and Soulcalibur II, feeling deliciously retro while tether-free! It’s like they added wireless magic to this ancient relic. 🙌 Stonks go brrrrr! 📈💯💥 Leaked Developer Quote: “We were going for ‘game-changer,’ but honestly, we just wanted everyone to spend money on 20-year-old technology.” 🤷‍♂️ Hot Take Alert: In 2030, Nintendo will launch a GameCube 2 that runs on nostalgia alone, and you’ll need a time machine to preorder! 🕰️🔥💀