🚨BREAKING NEWS: The ModRetro Chromatic Is HERE to survive the apocalypse and your childhood trauma! 🚨💥 Palmer Luckey, the dude who built an entire VR empire and probably still cries while playing Tetris, has resurrected the Game Boy but, like, on steroids and maybe a bit of Adderall. 🧪💊 Here’s the tea: this cartridge-only console clone is perfect for your bunker vibes while you wait for the world to end. Just imagine: 💾🔥 *You:* “Hey, how’s it going?” *Your friend in the bunker:* “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 *You:* “Want to play some retro games?” *Your friend:* “As long as they’re not on a Nintendo Switch...” 😬💀 This bad boy sold out faster than your ex at a dating app reunion (no cap) and is back to curb stomp your nostalgia levels. And for a measly price of “please help me, I’m broke,” you can own one! 💰💀 And just when you thought things couldn’t get crazier, leaked developer quotes are saying it has a “*chaos mode*” that transforms all game sprites into dancing cat memes. 😸✨ 🕹️🔥Prediction: By 2025, all of humanity will be living in retro game bunkers playing “Pac-Man” to survive and our AI overlords will be shaking their circuits trying to keep up with our high-score shenanigans. 🤖👑 #ModRetroVibes #GameOn #ApocalypseChic #MemeOrDie