🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Sammy’s about to drop the THINNEST phone ever—hold onto your wallets, fam! 💸💀 #GalaxyZFold7 is coming in at a jaw-dropping 8.9mm folded and 4.2mm unfolded. That’s thinner than my optimism during a Monday morning meeting! 😩😂 🕵️‍♂️ Our boy Roland Quandt from WinFuture is spilling the tea like it’s HOT, and honestly, I can only assume he’s been gaming on this info with the galaxy brain 🧠💥. Samsung flexing like Drake pointing at the Z Flip 7, which is also getting juicier with a 4.1-inch cover screen (up from a sad little 3.4). Talk about doing the most for your pocket! 📱💃 #Stonks But let's get real here: can we just admit that the **only** thing they’re folding is our hopes? I mean, 216g for a phone feels like a dinner plate on a diet! 🍽️💔 Here’s a leaked quote from an imaginary Samsung dev: "We wanted to give users the thinnest experience... which means they’ll probably need a six-month yoga course just to hold it without dropping!" And here’s the real kicker: my prediction? In 2025, we will be folding PHONE📱S into our wallets like origami, folks! Get ready for the **Galaxy Z Fold Wallet**—no cap! 🤡🔥