🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS: The Galaxy Z Fold 7 is shipping, and it's like a tech news sleepover where everyone forgot to bring snacks! 🥱📦 That’s right, folks! Samsung just dropped its latest folding phone — the Galaxy Z Fold 7. It’s officially a rolling dumpster fire of overpriced tech and “look at my luxurious lifestyle” vibes! 😤💰💀 Remember when we only needed a $3 flip phone? Now we’re folding our wallets instead of phones! 😂 #StonksFellOffTheTable 🌀 There’s a limited time to hit that pre-order button before the discounts vanish like your self-control at a buffet! (This is fine meme) 🙃📉 Cha-ching! If you’re into doubling your screen size to accidentally hit that *email from your boss* instead of TikTok, this phone’s for you! 👀🤖 Leaked Developer Quote: “The Z Fold 7 is basically a regular phone but with two screens because who needs sanity?” 😂💬🔥 So, is this the future you wanted? Or a cringe-worthy flex for the ‘gram? Cue Drake pointing 👈 to the Flip 7 instead because it’s the “hot girl summer” of phones! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll ALL have a holographic folding phone that folds into a paper airplane to escape boring conversations! ✈️😜💥 #StayTuned