🚨 Breaking News: Samsung's Galaxy Z Fold 7 Just Achieved Ultra Rare *Fold-ception* Status! 🚀📱✨ So you thought the *Galaxy Z Fold 7* was just another overpriced origami phone? WRONG! It just broke all records for fold preorders, leaving you in the dust like your LTT merch after the latest Linus rant. 💰💀 Reports show a wild *25% increase* in preorders! Are people actually buying this? Or is it just a collective "I need something to flex on Instagram"? 🤳💅 #FlexZone 😳💬 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We thought folding phones were a meme, but it turns out everyone just wants to feel fancy while scrolling TikTok 🤡🔥.” The Z Flip 7 is now the IT phone for rich teens who can't afford therapy, but can shell out for a screen that folds! 💔➡️📱 *That girl was a certified stonks but now it’s CRINGE.* And let’s be real, your bank account is going to be more empty than a techie's joke book after this drop. *Drake pointing meme* at your wallet right now. 🔥🥴 But here’s my unhinged prediction: in 2024, Samsung will release a Fold 8 that folds *twice*, becoming a wearable phone that you can literally wrap around your body. 💪💃 Get ready for the Fold 8 hot-takes on TikTok! #FoldedLife