🚨🔥BREAKING: GALAXY Z FOLD 7 IS LEAKING LIKE A SINKHOLE💧💀🔥 Okay fam, grab your foldy phones and throw on your meme helmets, 'cause Samsung just spilled the tea 🍵☕️!!! With only TWO WEEKS till the UNPACKING of the Z Fold 7, they’re dropping leaks faster than I drop my New Year's resolutions 💔🗑️! Listen to this imaginary convo between two Samsung devs: 👤 Dev 1: “Can we make this Fold 7 cooler than folding pizza?” 🍕 👤 Dev 2: “No cap, bro. Just add more colors and call it a day!” 🎨🚀 👤 Dev 1: “Bet! Nothing says premium than a rainbow of regrets!” 🌈💸 But fr fr, what are we doing here? The Z Fold 7’s gonna be floppin' and foldin' like it’s auditioning for Cirque du Soleil 🌪️🤡. We’re talking *three* cameras, *six* colors, and a price tag that’d require a small mortgage 💰🏡. 🤣 Simply put: If you’re not buying this phone just to flex on your friends, does life even matter? #Stonks 🔥😩 So, here’s my hot take: the Z Fold 7 will be the last piece of tech you buy before we ALL become cyborgs in a post-apocalyptic world 🌍🤖. Don’t sleep on it, or you’ll be seething in a cringe wilderness of outdated phones! ☠️💀💔💥