🚨 Galaxy Z Fold 7: The Press Release You Didn't Ask For 🚨💤💤 🔥 Buckle up, fam, because Samsung is back with *another* "Game-Changing" device, the Galaxy Z Fold 7. YAWN. But wait, this time they swear it’s not just a rebranded Z Fold 3 with slightly shinier plastic! 🤡🪐 👀 Rumor has it the Z Fold 7 has more upgrades than your Aunt Becky’s Netflix account! The leaks say it’s gonna come with new camera tech, better hinge durability (because who doesn't love a good crease?) and, hold up... higher battery life? 😳💪 This is giving me the vibes of "This is fine" as I sit here seething that my 3rd Z Fold literally folds *sideways* now! 🗣️ “Yeah bro, we basically just slapped on a couple of stickers and called it a day,” a “developer” said while eating ramen out of a Galaxy S23 Ultra. 📸🍜 But let’s be real: Every time a new foldable drops, Apple is over there like Drake pointing at the competition 🤭👉. Samsung just turned “it was a flop” into “it’s fine!” 💥🔥 Hot take alert: The Z Fold 7 will inevitably lead to a massive increase in foldable phone memes and the rise of cringe TikTok unboxings! 💰📱 Prepare your hearts, stonks are gonna boooom! 🚀💥 #FoldItOrHoldIt