🚨💸**BREAKING TECH NEWS!**💸🚨 Samsung just dropped its new foldable phones, and guess what? They’re practically giving away gift cards like candy! 🍭👀 "Galaxy Z Fold 7: The phone that folds harder than your relationships!" 🤡💔 Want one? Trade-in your old toaster (or phone, IDK) and BAM! You could score a $300 Amazon gift card. *No cap.* That's enough to buy yourself a new Galaxy Z Fold 7... or a life supply of avocado toast! 🥑✨ But hold up. If you’re vibing with the Flip 7, you're looking at a more humble $200 gift card. 🤷‍♂️💰 Like, who even flips phones for that kind of deal? It’s giving “This is fine” 🐶🔥 vibes, but do we even care at this point? 😂🔄 🔊 "Leaked Developer Quote" Alert: "We just wanted to see how far we could stretch the concept of 'foldable'... so we added gift cards to distract you from the fact it still breaks if you sneeze too hard!" 🚫💔 At the end of the day, if you buy one of these, you're either a genius or caught in a wild mid-life crisis. 🤔💥 **Hot Take:** In TWO years, we’ll be trading in foldable phones for foldable furniture, and it's going to be *lit*. 📦🚀 #HoldMyBeers #MemeTheFuture