🚨💔🔁 BREAKING: Samsung just dropped the Galaxy Z Fold 7 and Flip 7 like they’re hot 🔥, but can we talk about the trade-in values? I mean, hold onto your butts, fam, because these values are more inflated than my ego after solving a “Hello World” problem. 💪😂 👀 Seriously, they’re promising “big boosts” for Notes trades, and I’m out here like “give me those stonks!” 📈💰. You know Samsung is lowkey just trying to make us all feel like we got a good deal after paying an arm and a leg for folding tech that’s still just a glorified phone sandwich. 🥪💀 Some imaginary devs were overheard saying: “If we can’t make it record-setting, we can at least make it *fold* over our wallets!” 🤡💵. Meanwhile, I’m here googling: “What’s a Galaxy Z Fold 7?” like it’s a new Pokémon I have to catch. 😅 Pro tip: Trade in your old phone to get the new one, so when it breaks, you actually have something to blame. This is fine. 🐶🔥 Unhinged prediction: By 2024, flip phones will become so popular that they’ll bring back the *flip* as a mandatory handshake greeting. 🤝🚀 Welcome to the future, where foldables and shady tech company deals rule the day! Prepare your memes and let’s get it! 🥳