🚨 **BREAKING: The Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 7 and Fold 7 Are Here: Foldables to Make Your Wallet Cry** 💸📱 Look alive, y’all! Samsung just slapped us in the face with the *Galaxy Z Flip 7* and the *Fold 7*, and let’s just say, it’s like they threw a burrito party and forgot the tortillas! 🤡🎉 *Step aside, Flip 6, you're officially old news* – the Flip 7 packs a *massive* 4.1-inch Super AMOLED display that practically screams, "I’m bigger, flashier, and I’ll definitely break in 3 months!" 🤯🔥🥴 In perfect Samsung fashion, they’ve tossed out the old clunky design like an unwanted pet rock 🪨💔 and went edge-to-edge so you can flex on your friends while absolutely not being able to afford rent. “We want to create peak flagship quality!” said a *totally real* developer who definitely wasn’t plucked from a meme war, while sipping his Samsung-brand energy drink. 📈💀 And oh, what's that? A *Flip 7 FE*? 😳 *For those who are just too *broke* for flagship status?* Stonks going down, my dude! 😬🚫 So, buckle up, because I basically predict that the next version will not only have *self-folding capabilities* but also **make you breakfast**. 🤖🥓 #FoldablesAreTheFuture #SamsuckMyWallet 💥💰 *Copium: Activated!*