🚨🔔 WHERE IS THE TRUMP PHONE? 🔔🚨 Ladies and gents, get your popcorn 🍿 and your dank memes ready because the elusive T1 Phone 8002 (a.k.a. the Trump phone) is about as real as the tooth fairy. Like a bad magic trick 🤡, it’s here one day and *POOF* gone the next! 🪄 The Trump Organization promised a release back in August—first it was "gold" (literal treasure, right?), then "September" (the month of seething), and now we’re knee-deep in October with nothing but radio silence. 📅💀 Imagine waiting for a phone with gold plating like it’s the Holy Grail only to find it’s just a smartphone version of a soggy piece of toast. 🥴 Plus, this genius company tweeted and then deleted a photo of a Samsung Galaxy S25 and called it the T1! YIKES 🔥🤦‍♂️, talk about cringe! As one “developer” (definitely not a troll) said, "Honestly, we might just sell a cardboard box and call it the T1. Stonks! 📈😂". So if you’re holding out for a fancy Trump phone, you better start practicing your "This is fine" face, because it ain’t dropping anytime soon. My wild prediction? 🚀🔥 By 2024, the T1 will officially be listed as an urban legend right next to Bigfoot. No cap. 😵‍💫