🌌🚀📱 *BREAKING NEWS from the foldable galaxy where dreams come true but your wallet doesn’t* 💸💀—The new Galaxy Z Flip 7 just passed a durability test that would make even Chuck Norris blush! 😱😭👊 "Leaked" sources (aka a dude in a basement named Kevin) say: *"We threw the Flip 7 into a cactus-filled pit of despair and it still opened like it was on a beach in Hawaii! Splendid engineering, Samsung!"* 🤖🤡 Now, let’s keep it a buck—every year Samsung’s like "What’s this? A new foldy phone? Just slap some more duct tape on it and call it a day!" 😂🛠️ Classic Samsung. Meanwhile, Apple is out here like Drake pointing at their *non-foldable* phones—*“You’ll never get us to fold, fam!”* 🥴📉 But fr fr, if the Z Flip 7 can survive a blender challenge at 10,000 RPM, can it survive the tasteless jokes from your uncle at Thanksgiving? 🤔🍗💥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: By 2025, foldable phones will be able to jump through hoops and do a backflip but still be as useful as that one cousin who insists they can “fix” your laptop while googling “how to restart a computer.” *Embrace the chaos!* 🤡💥🚀✨