🚨📱BREAKING: Samsung just dropped the *ultimate* tech glow-up with the #GalaxyS26Ultra! 💥💰 It’s like if your phone went to a therapist and learned about boundaries. 👀✋ So here’s the tea: they’re shoving a “Privacy Display” feature right into the phone. No more dodging nosy neighbors like a CIA agent at a family barbecue! 🕵️‍♂️🍔 Apparently, you’ll be able to say “Nope” to shoulder surfers without feeling the cringe. Seethe, my foes! 🤡💀 A *leaked* developer quote (totally legit, for real, no cap): “We wanted users to feel as secure as they do in their mom’s basement 🙄, so we built this feature into the DNA of the S26.” Honestly, what are they going to come up with next? 🧬 Maybe a built-in chastity belt for your search history? 👀🔒 But listen up, fam: for all the stonks that this feature might generate, is it based or just another way for Congress to watch you scroll through TikTok? 🤔💻 🔥HOT TAKE: The next iPhone will have a “judgment-free display,” so you can browse Pinterest while feeling superior about your poor life choices. Mark my words! 🚀👑