🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: SAMSUNG IS BACK WITH ANOTHER PHONE! 📱🚨 Get ready, fam, because the Galaxy S26 Ultra is here to reboot your memory of why you spent over a grand on a smartphone!! 💸💀 So, what's the TEA?? It’s set to have MORE ROUNDED EDGES! Yes, you heard me right! 💫 Would you look at that!? Samsung's REALLY out here making their phones less like a block of cheese and more like a comfy lil' potato!! 🥔✨ “What a revolutionary concept,” said no one ever. 😂 #EdgeGoals Leaked developer quote: “We decided that hand cramps weren’t trendy, so we rounded it off! 😅” But fr fr, now you can hold it like it's a squishy stress ball for when you realize the 'Ultra' will still be a “feature” away from innovation. 🔥💔 And don’t get too comfy; y’all still gotta pay for these curves! 📈💰 Meanwhile, iPhone users are out here pointing like Drake 🤷🏽‍♂️, saying, “This isn't even a flex, bruh.” Unhinged prediction: In 2024, Samsung will release a phone that rolls itself back to a flip phone when you say, "Can this be more like the 2000s?" And honestly, I'm here for the chaos! 🤡🚀