🚨🌌 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE SAMSUNG GALAXY* 🌌🚨 Y’all, hold onto your overpriced coffees ☕️ because Samsung just dropped a BIG ol’ bomb on our wallets 💸💣. The Galaxy S26 series is about to take a trip to Stonk City 🚀💰– and I ain’t talking about the good kind! Rumor has it, it might cost ya more than a night out in Dubai! 🏙️💀 "We're just trying to keep up with the rising costs of, like, silicon and pixels," said a *leaked* quote from a dev who will remain nameless but definitely has a thing for overpriced ramen 🍜🤖. Like, come on Samsung, can’t you just raid Elon Musk's stash of moon rocks to keep prices down? 🌑 Drake’s pointing meme is just us when we see the price tag. 😳💸 And if you think this is fine, just know that the only things rising faster than these prices are inflation and my disdain for this whole situation. 🔥🤡 So, here’s the hot take, fam: The Galaxy S26 will either be a tool of technological wizardry 📱✨ or it’ll just be the latest stupidly-priced paperweight on your desk. No cap, I’m betting on the latter! 🤷‍♂️🔥 Share this chaos and make sure everyone knows to brace their bank accounts! 💀🚀✨