🚨💥🎉BREAKING NEWS: Galaxy S26 'Pro' & Edge are about to PARTY! 🚀🔋💃 Yo, fam, guess what? The Galaxy S26 is flexing harder than your uncle after a third slice of pizza 🍕! Word on the street is both the S26 'Pro' and S26 Edge are getting battery upgrades, and honestly, it’s about time! ⚡️👀 "Why are we pumped?" you ask. Well, because nothing screams "I’m still relevant" like a bigger battery—am I right, Apple? 🤡💀💰 #Stonks Rumor has it, *leaked developer conversation* goes something like: Dev A: "Bro, the S26's battery is gonna be HUGE!" Dev B: "Like, 'I charge it once a week' huge?" Dev A: "Nah man, like 'I can finally survive the day' huge!" 🤯🔋 In a world where you can't even trust a phone to last through a Netflix binge (this is fine meme is hitting hard right now), these upgrades are giving hope to the chargers of the world! 🚫🔌 🔥🔥 So here’s your hot take: By 2025, we're gonna have phones so jacked they’ll be starting the gym bro revolution! Forget 5G; we need 'B' for BRO-LTE! 💪📱 Share this chaos or you’re just in denial! 🤪✨