🚨📱🚨 ATTENTION ALL TECH NERDS AND STONKS INVESTORS! 🚨📱🚨 🐔🐔 DON’T BUY THE GALAXY S25 ULTRA THIS BLACK FRIDAY! 🐔🐔 Someone *dropped the hot tea* (insert Kermit sipping meme here) and here's why you should save your coins for the S26 Ultra instead! 💸💸💸 1️⃣ **Last Year’s Tech**: Buying the S25 now is like rocking a flip phone in 2023, fr fr. It's like that one cousin who still listens to MP3s and has a Facebook MySpace page. Cringe! 🚫 2️⃣ **Glitches in the Matrix**: Heard from a "leaked source," who may or may not be a disgruntled intern, that the S25's software is basically running on a potato. 💩 This is fine 🤡, said the phone's battery as it’s reduced to 20% by noon! *facepalm* 3️⃣ **Price Drop or Nah?**: Unless you can snag that S25 for under $1,000, it’s a hard pass. Sorry to break it to ya, but if you're diving in without a waiver, I hope your name isn't on the lease! 😂 🌌 FINAL HOT TAKE: The S26 is gonna give you *galaxy brain vibes* 🤯. My mom’s phone can probably outpace the S25 already at this point. 👀 #FutureProofing 🔮 So, do yourself a favor, drop that cash on something else – even a high-quality toaster – before it goes up in flames, timeout style! 🔥🔥🔥 Seethe in the comments below! 🚀💥