🚨💥 BREAKING: Samsung’s Galaxy S25 Edge = Epic Fail 🤡💀💔! So apparently, Samsung’s flagship has flopped harder than my last Tinder date (J/K, that was lit 🔥). News just dropped that they’re about to throw in the towel on thin phones like they’re trying to swaddle a hot potato 🥔💥. The Galaxy S25 is so bad, it’s basically the cringe meme of smartphones and they’re just now realizing it, no cap! “Bro, we thought thin was IN, but it’s just made of thin ice,” said a “source” I totally didn’t make up 😏. Meanwhile, the S26 Edge is getting thrown into the tech graveyard faster than I can say “this is fine” while staring at my 1% battery life. 🚀💰 Drake's pointing meme? Yeah, that’s us pointing at Samsung’s marketing department right now. “Cope harder, fam,” said a disgruntled developer who definitely exists—trust me 😱. But here’s the wild prediction: Next year, Samsung’s gonna release a phone that’s thicker than your Aunt’s Thanksgiving casserole—CALL IT THE GALAXY S25 BLIMP 💨🚀! Stonks? More like sink-tion! 💀💀💀