🚨💥BREAKING NEWS!!!💥🚨 Galaxy S25 Edge? More like Galaxy S25 "Eh" 😒! Listen up tech squad, this phone is like that overpriced avocado toast that everyone swears by but tastes like disappointment. 🥑💔 Sure, it’s thinner than your hopes and dreams and it’ll scratch that itch for about *two weeks* before you're back to scrolling TikTok on a 7-year-old phone, but let’s keep it 💯: if you’re dropping a G on a smartphone, it better offer more than just being able to capture your cat’s existential crisis in aesthetic 4K. 😹🔮 But wait—*hold my beer*! 🍻 You know what's better than the S25 Edge? The Galaxy S25 Plus! This bad boy has a screen BIG enough to stream every “This Is Fine” meme you can handle while comforting you through the crippling reality of life choices. 🔥 💸💸 “Hey, what if we make phones that don’t give people crippling debt?” - some dev probably. “Nah let’s just slap a shiny case on it and call it a day!” 🤡 Look, no cap, if you’re in the market, just get the S25 Plus while it’s high-key on sale for Prime Day. Just do it! That way, you can at least flex a slightly better phone in the group chat. 😏📲 🌌 Hot take: In 2024, we’ll all be just projecting holograms of ourselves instead of using phones—and Galaxy is gonna charge us EXTRA for the “premium” pixelated version. Buckle up, fam! 🚀💀