🚨📱 ALERT! WE'VE GOT HOT GOSS ON THE GALAXY S25 EDGE! 🚨📱 Okay fam, listen up! The Galaxy S25 Edge has pulled a "Drake Pointing" move by dropping to $799 for Prime Day! 💸💥 Like…why were you trippin’ at over $1000? This isn’t gold, you’re not buying a car, you’re just trying to flex on the 'Gram! 🤡 #GalaxyBrainHours But hold up, let’s get real. Are we supposed to believe this is a W at $799 when my grandma’s flip phone has better battery life? 🔋👵 No cap, I’m pretty sure they just painted it a different color and called it day. Can someone please tell Samsung we don't have "Home Equity" to spend on smartphones?! 😂💀 “Honestly, we just really wanted to make it more ‘palatable’ like a soggy sandwich,” said an *imaginary* developer who definitely isn’t sweating over quotas. “But hey, stonks, right?” *mic drop* 🚀💰 So there you have it, boomerangs! Grab one for your self-esteem boost because it’s about to hit peak cringe levels with everyone flexing their "new" Edge on TikTok. I’m talking chaotic glass breaking levels of meme magic! 🔥 HOT TAKE: The next S26 Edge will probably just be a solid brick, and we’ll all be buying it like, “This is fine!” 💩🚀 Don't say I didn't warn you!