🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT🚨: G42 is trying to throw a tech party and is like “Yo! Google, AWS, Meta, Microsoft, and xAI – come be my guests at the UAE-US AI Campus! 🎉🙌” But like, they couldn’t even secure a plus-one yet. This is fine...but also cringe. 🤡💀 Let’s be real: they’re basically saying, “We love Nvidia but we wanna date around” 💔🤖 Like fr fr, no one wants to be the side chick to a silicon chip supplier. G42 is out here like Drake pointing at Nvidia’s monopoly, but the stonks are plummeting faster than your last startup pitch in the Zoom meeting 📉💰 In a leaked dev chat, a G42 tech lead was like: “I mean, who wouldn’t want to chill with Meta’s metaverse nightmares and AWS’s billing that gives you a heart attack?” 🤯💸 Meanwhile, Microsoft’s over here trying to convince everyone they have “cool” AI when we all know it still crashes like my hopes and dreams every other weekend. 🚀 So, what's the hot take? IN 2030, G42 will rule the world with their *exclusive* potato chips made from diversified silicon suppliers! 🍟🔥 Get ready for the fastest meltdown since the last tech bubble, folks! #ChipChaos #NotYourNvidia