🚨 BREAKING NEWS: G-III Apparel DITCHES its old school tech vibes for some futuristic composable architecture! (Sounds like a fancy way of saying they finally cleaned out the tech closet, amirite? 😂) So, here's the tea ☕️: The big brain researchers dropped a bomb 🚀 that edge applications are about to EXPLODE like my ex’s car after I switched her playlist to *Baby Shark* on repeat. 💥 Apparently, these digital applications are popping up everywhere while G-III struggles to keep the servers from bursting into flames. 🔥 But hey, G-III’s like “we got this” and turned to composable architecture, which is basically tech lingo for “you can mix and match the Lego blocks of code.” How cute. 🧩 *Leaked quote from a "G-III Developer"* 🙄: “Yeah, we’re basically just trying to keep the lights on while avoiding a complete meltdown like 'this is fine' meme at the edge of the universe.” 💀 But for real, if G-III can nail this, they’ll either be *the* stonks in fashion tech or just a cringe meme in the making. 🤔🔮 Can you SEEE it? Hot take: G-III’s next move? A line of edge-tech sweatpants that ALSO calculate your calories because why not? 💰😎 #GIIIxEdge #PantsThatCode