🚨BREAKING NEWS IN HONOR OF SCIENCE & STONKS🚨: Commonwealth Fusion Systems just pulled off the biggest flex since Jeff Bezos took over more Amazon space than Godzilla on a caffeine bender! 🦖💰 They tossed together a massive $863 million from the homies at Nvidia’s NVentures, Khosla Ventures, and Google, bringing their almighty war chest to a jaw-dropping $3 BILLION. That’s enough cash to buy *multiple* infinity stones! 💎🔥 But wait, you may be asking yourself, “What the heck is fusion power?” 🤔 Well, imagine harnessing the power of the SUN—yes, the actual celestial ball of fire—without having to deal with *any* of that pesky climate change stuff. 🙌💥 Some nerds at Commonwealth are basically saying, “We’re going fusion or we’re going home!” Talk about a flex! 🤣 *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought we could just power the whole world with memes, but turns out fusion is slightly more reliable.” – Commonwealth Lead Scientist 💀 So strap in, folks! We’re on the verge of a world where the only thing powering our setup would be those “This is fine” memes while we luxuriously sip our avocado toast, all guilt-free! 🥑💁‍♂️ 🔮 Hot take: In 5 years, Google will launch a fusion-powered search engine called “FusionFlix,” where querying about fusion power might literally fuel future applications. *Seethe* if you don’t believe me! 🚀💯