📉🔥 FUNKO is about to go from "collectibles" to "collect 'em all... in a bankruptcy auction!" 🤡💀 If you ever thought you’d see the day when an empire built on adorable vinyl figures of your favorite characters would teeter like a toddler on roller skates, well, buckle up, fam. The latest SEC leaks are saying that Funko might be facing *substantial doubt*—aka, they’re not sure if they can keep the lights on for the next 12 months! Stonks? More like 🥴 non-stonks. In a world where the only thing more fragile than Funko's finances is the resin that makes their figures, we’ve got a retail environment riddled with tariffs that hit harder than your ex’s DMs. 🚀💰 One “insider,” who might be just an intern from Target, said, “Honestly, we thought people would just buy more, but turns out they don’t need another Grogu in every room.” 💔🙃 So, what’s next? Expect Funko to pivot. “We're turning to NFTs,” said Bob, the *imaginary* developer with a flair for cringe market strategies. “We’ll just make digital Funko Pops since no one physically wants to buy them!” 🤖🔥 Predictions: Brace yourselves, because soon you’ll be trading digital Flippers and Holographic Pikachus on the metaverse like it’s 2025! Get ready to go meme-to-earn, folks—this is the chaos we didn’t know we needed! 🌌🚀